Heute: Alexander aus fotbolti.net
Betreff: Iceland jokes
Hello, I am an Icelander! I loved your idea about a competition about someone who could say the worst things about Iceland!! I was wondering if you could also have a competition with jokes about Germans? I got a couple, I hope you'll like them:
Three women ? a German, a Jew and a polack ? all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn?t tell which baby belonged to which mother. After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, ?Heil Hitler!? The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it?s pants and the polish baby played in it!
Why are there so many immigrants in Germany?? Because after world war 2, most of your dad's and granddads were already dead so you had to bring them in to reconstruct your destroyed country! LOL (I love that one)
Why does nobody like Germans? Because they have ridiculous sense of humor, wear shitty clothes, act all snobbed and they started two world wars and got shit over in both of them!!
That will do, if you want some more, I'll be happy to send! :)
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