NO, WE CAN’T

 

Now that I’m the president

There’s one thing that I can’t stand:

The assumption that all blacks

Naturally have good sex!

 

Twenty-seven times a day!

This assumption ain’t okay.

That we’re downside very strong

And hilariously long

 

Never was and is not true:

That proves German CDU…

(They just aren’t awesome fuckers.

Most of them are only suckers.)